i’m 16 away from my next hundred omfg
“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.
omg this is still going
IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.
Third time reblogging it today, and I regret nothing
Broke 5 Million!
Still going strong..
WE BROKE 6 MILLION. keep it going!
Can we take a moment to appreciate rough and tough, super badass Dean and Sam, who’ve hunted hundreds of demons and monsters were always too nice to kill a deer?
1. Your boy side
[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
 Dogs are better than cats.
 It’s hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] Shopping is torture
 Sad movies suck
[x] You own a car racing game.
[x] You played with hot wheels cars as a kid.
 At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
 You owned a ds, ps2, n64, or sega.
 You used to be obsessed with power rangers.
[x] You have watched sports on tv.
 Gory movies are cool.
[x] You go to your dad for advice.
 You own like a trillion baseball caps.
 You used to collect hockey cards.
 Baggy sweats are cool to wear.
[x] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] Sports are fun.
[x] You talk with food in your mouth.
[x] You sleep with your socks on at night.
[x] You have fished at least once.
2. Your girl side
[x] You love to shop.
[x] You wear eyeliner.
[x] You wear the color pink.
[x] You go to your mom to talk.
[x] You consider cheerleading a sport.
 You hate wearing the color black.
 You like going to the mall.
 You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x] You like wearing jewelry.
 You cried watching the notebook
 Dresses are a big part of your wardrobe.
 Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
 You don’t like the movie star wars.
[x] You are/were in gymnastics.
 It takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed
 You smile a lot more than you should.
[x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
 You like wearing dresses when you can.
 You like wearing high heel shoes.
[x] You used to play with dolls as little kid.
 You like putting make-up on others.
 You like being the star of everything.
[x] I am shorter than 5′5″.
 I have many scars.
 I tan easily.
 I wish my hair was a different color.
 I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
 I have a tattoo.
 I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[x] I’ve had/have braces.
 I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
[x] I have more than two piercings.
 I have/had piercings in places besides my ears.
 I’ve gotten lost in my city.
[x] I’ve seen a shooting star.
[x] I’ve wished on a shooting star.
[x] I’ve seen a meteor shower.
[x] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
 I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
 I’ve been to a casino.
 I’ve been skydiving.
 I’ve gone skinny-dipping.
 I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
 I’ve crashed a car.
 I’ve been skiing.
 I’ve been in a musical.
[x] I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue.
 I’ve seen the northern lights.
[x] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night.
[x] I’ve played a prank on someone.
[x] I’ve ridden in a taxi.
 I’ve seen the rocky horror picture show.
[x] I’ve eaten sushi.
 I’ve been snowboarding.
[x] I’m single.
 I’m in a relationship.
 I’m engaged.
 I’m married.
 I miss someone right now.
 I’ve gotten divorced.
 I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
 I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
[x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
[x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
[x] I’ve snuck out
[x] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I’ve cheated while playing a game.
 I’ve ran a red light.
 I’ve witnessed a crime.
[x] I’ve been in a fist fight.
 I’ve been arrested.
7. Death and suicide
 I’m afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals.
 I’ve seen someone dying.
 Someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide.
 I’ve planned my own suicide before.
 I’ve written a eulogy for myself.
 I can sing well
 Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
 I open up to others easily.
 I watch the news.
 I don’t kill bugs.
[x] I sing in the shower.
 I am a morning person.
 I paid for a cell phone ring tone.
[x] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair.
[x] I care about grammar.
 I have “?”’s in my screen name.
 I’ve copied more than 30 cd’s in a day.
[x] I bake well.
 My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange.
 I would wear pajamas to school.
 I like Martha Stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[x] I eat fast food weekly.
 I’ve not turned anything in and still got an a in a certain class.
[x] I am ticklish.
 I love white chocolate.
[x] I bite my nails.
[x] I’m good at remembering faces.
[x] I’m good at remembering names.
 I’m good at remembering dates.
 I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] All my answers were totally honest.
All are free to use! Like/reblog if you use one <3
More characters under the cut!
call us brutal, sick, sadistic, and grotesquely optimistic
‘cause way down deep inside we’ve got a dream!
WHY IS THIS GIF SET NOT AROUND MORE?!
I like that they’re all so supportive of one another, but still decide to crack in skulls when they get mad.
Such good friends.
This is like, the opposite of that scene from High School musical where the guy admits he plays the cello
Kevin is Dead
Sam is possesed
and he is gone
there is a full out angel war on earth
Dean is alone, but Cas is there with him
fighting side by side
This is becoming more and more of a possibility….
a bug has infiltrated my bathroom
I’ve decided to name it Jim
Jim walks the not-so-red carpet
you’re a star, Jim
Jim edorses oral hygiene
Jim doesn’t even have a toothbrush
Jim is a hypocrite
Jim refuses to give me a high five
fuck you, Jim
Jim refused to pay rent
Jim has been kicked out
welcome to the real world, Jim
one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs
Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.
The fucking notes
How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?
These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
Reblogging because there are some sassy little shits out there.
HAHAHAHA Sad thing is it doesn’t surprise me.
lets all just pass this around until it eventually reaches him ok?
We’re going to find you, Osric
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
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